With Idiot For Ever!

Two men met while both were looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5’7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Let’s find yours!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, ‘If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends’.

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Husband asks, ‘Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
‘Without Information Fighting Every time’
Wife replies,’ No, It means,
‘With Idiot For Ever!