I clean it with your toothbrush

Jago News Desk Published: 17 September 2016, 11:48 AM | Updated: 20 October 2017, 08:54 AM
I clean it with your toothbrush

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.

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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.