A multi-millionaire
Jago News Desk Published: 15 September 2016, 12:45 PM
| Updated: 26 October 2017, 10:11 AM
A woman was telling her friend, ‘It was I who made my husband a millionaire.’ ‘And what was he before you married him?’ asked the friend. The woman replied, ‘A multi-millionaire’.
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Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
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Boy: ‘I got an F in arithmetic.’ Father: ‘Why?’ Boy: ‘The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ and I said 6` Father: ‘But that’s right!’ Boy: ‘Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?’ Father: ‘What’s the difference?’ Boy: ‘That’s exactly what I said!’
