The Perfect Son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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Teacher: ‘Kids, what does the chicken give you?’
Student: ‘Meat!’
Teacher: ‘Very good! Now what does the pig give you?’
Student: ‘Bacon!’
Teacher: ‘Great! And what does the fat cow give you?’
Student: ‘Homework!’

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Reporter: ‘Excuse me, may I interview you?’
Man: ‘Yes!’
Reporter: ‘Name?’
Man: ‘Abdul Al-Rhazim.’
Reporter: ‘Sex?’
Man: ‘Three to five times a week.’
Reporter: ‘No no! I mean male or female?’
Man: ‘Yes, male, female... sometimes camel.’
Reporter: ‘Holy cow!’
Man: ‘Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general.’
Reporter: ‘But isn’t that hostile?’
Man: ‘Yes, horse style, dog style, any style.’
Reporter: ‘Oh dear!’
Man: ‘No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.’