How high is this plane?
Jago News Desk Published: 5 September 2016, 09:09 AM
| Updated: 24 October 2017, 09:27 AM
Passenger: Excuse me. How high is this plane?
Flight Attendant: About 30,000 feet.
Passenger: And how wide is it?
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‘What shall we call this one?’ Adam asked.
‘Let’s call it a rhinoceros,’ said Eve.
‘Why?’ responded Adam.
‘Well, it looks more like a rhinoceros than anything we’ve named yet!’ Eve replied.
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Teacher: Why was Adam a famous runner?
Student: Because he was first in the human race.
