Please kill me first

Two prisoners were waiting to be executed.‘Any last requests?’ asked the jailer.‘Yes’, replied one of the prisoners. ‘I love music; so before I die, could you play me something by Himesh Resham’And the second prisoner said, ‘Please kill me first.’

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Girlfriend: Darling Give me your Diamond Ring.
Boyfriend: Why honey?
Gf: I’m going to miss you see it everyday.
Bf: You would remember me anyway.
Girlfriend: How’s that?
Bf: thinking that I had not given you that precious ring.

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Tips 4 boys-
if you marry one girl,she will fight with you.
If you marry two girls,they will fight for u....
think different...