I’m game!
A brain and a set of jump leads walk into a bar, ‘two pints of beer please barman’ asks the brain ‘sorry guys can’t serve you tonight’ replies the barman ‘why not’ asks the brain ‘because you’re out your head and he’s likly to start something’.
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Two hunters were walking through the woods.
Suddenly, a naked lady stepped out of the brush and said, ‘I’m game!’, so they shot her.
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Eskimo husband and wife in an Igloo. They hear ‘thump thump thump thump’ on the roof. The wife turns to the husband and says’ what’s that noise? He looks out the window and says’ don’t worry love it’s only rain dear’.
