The penguin asks!

A penguin walks into a store and asks the teller, ‘Do you have any grapes?’ ‘No’ He replies. This same thing happens the next day. On the third day the teller replies,’ No, and if you come in asking for grapes again I will nail your flippers to the floor!’ On the next the penguin walks in and asks,’ Got any nails? ‘No.’ Replies the teller. ’Got any grapes!’ The penguin asks!

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A man goes to the vet about his dog’s fleas. The vet says ‘I’m sorry, I’ll have to put this dog down’.  The man is incredulous and asks why, and the vet says ‘because he is far too heavy.’

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A guy goes to the Doctors and he says ‘Doctor, I’m really worried about my brother, he thinks he’s a Hen!’ The Doctor says ‘well have you taken him to see a psychiatrist?’, and the guy says ‘Don’t be stupid, we need the eggs!’