What’s the matter?
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face. ‘Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, mommy?’ he asked. ‘To make myself beautiful,’ said his mother. A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue. ‘What’s the matter?’ asked Little Johnny. ‘Giving up?’
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A piece of string walks into a pub and asks for a pint. The barkeep says ‘Get out. We don’t serve pieces of string here.’ The piece of string goes around the corner, ties a knot in his middle and unravels his ends. It goes back into the bar and again asks for a pint. The barkeep says ‘Are you the same piece of string that was in here a minute ago?’ The piece of string says ‘I’m a frayed knot.’
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A man in a hurry taking his 8-‐year-‐old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. ‘Uh-‐oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!’ the man said. ‘It’s okay, Dad’ the boy said. ‘The police car right behind us did the same thing.’
