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A guy is waiting to cross the traffic lights as a pedestrian, when another guy comes up and puts his hand in his pocket. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ the guy asks. ‘Just looking for a light’ the guy says. ‘Well why don’t you just ask?’ says the first guy ‘I don’t like talking to strangers!’ comes the reply.

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A man is goes to his doctor because he is not feeling well. The doctor determines his condition is very serious and tells the man he does not have long to live. The man asks how much longer he has and the doctor replies ‘10, 9, 8, 7...’

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A wife went to the police station with her next door neighbor to report her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, ‘He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, had dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft spoken, and is good to the children.’ The next door neighbor protested, ‘Your husband is 5 foot 4 inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.’ The wife replied, ‘Yeah, but who wants him back?’