Yeah, right
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. ‘In English,’ he said, ‘A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.’ A voice from the back of the room piped up, ‘Yeah, right.’
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The old man was sitting on the bench starring at a teen-‐age boy with his spiked, yellow, red, green and orange hair. the kid says ‘what’s the matter old man..haven’t you ever done anything wild in your days?’ ‘YUP, said the old man, made love to a parrot once, thought you might be my son!’
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A master French thief decides to pull off a huge job at the Louvre, stealing several valuable paintings. However, he was stopped and arrested just a few blocks away from the museum at a gas station. When asked how he could pull off such a heist and yet get arrested so easily, he responded, ‘I had no Monet to get Degas to make the Van Gogh.’
