Don’t you know what pregnant means?

‘Give me a sentence about a public servant,’ said a teacher.
The small boy wrote: ‘The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.’
The teacher took the lad aside to correct him.
‘Don’t you know what pregnant means?’ she asked.
‘Sure,’ said the young student confidently. ‘Means carrying a child.’

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A newly married man asks his wife,
‘Would you have married me if my father hadn`t left me a fortune?’
‘Darling,’ the woman replies sweetly, ‘I’d have married you no matter who left a you a fortune.’

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2 robbers went 2 the gates of heaven
An angle said god there is 2 robbers at the gates
God said let them in
So the angle went 2 let them in
He came running in and said ‘they’re gone,they’re gone,’
God: who the robbers no the gates!!