Will he hurt us?

The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripped before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, ‘If he gets loose, will he hurt us?’

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It’s a contest. There’s three contestants. The object is they say a phrase and have to fill in the blank and spell the word. First contestant – old MacDonald had a First contestant says house H O U S E. Wrong! Second contestant ‘old MacDonald had a’.  Yard Y A R D.  Wrong! Third contestant ‘old MacDonald had a’ farm, EIEIO.

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A dog called ‘Rufus Jagger’ walks into a bank. The Teller say’s ‘Hello my name is Sally Whack, how I can help you’. The dog puts a keyring with a little toy elephant attached to it onto the counter and says ‘I’d like a loan please’. Sally Whack, baffled by what’s happening picks up the keyring and calls her manager, she explains the situation and show’s her manager the keyring. The manager say’s ‘It’s a nick nack Sally Whack give the dog a loan his old man`s a rolling stone’.