You’re Welcome

Man is looking down from a plane as it flies over the Pacific Ocean. He turns to the lady next to him and asks: That Island down there. Is it pronounced Hawaii or Havaii? The woman replies Havaii. The man says: Thank you. The woman replies: You’re Welcome!

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Why did the possum cross the road? To get half-way across. Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum it could be done. Why did the anarchist monkey cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? No guts.

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I was getting forgetful so I went to the neighbors and ask the husband what is the name of your mental doctor that you have been bragging about. He asks me what flower has a long steam with thorns. I said a rose. He said thank you, thank you, hey Rose what is the name of my memory doctor.