Money was no object

A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. Naturally, the doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man reluctantly agreed, and asked if there were any hearts immediately available, considering that money was no object.

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My dad is a great musician. One day, he asked my mom if she had heard his last recital.
She replied: ‘I certainly hope so’.

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Sasha: It is enough now. I am gaining weight to fast. I have decided.
Sim: Good. You are serious about your health. So what have you decided?
Sasha: I made my mind to take my health seriously and have now joined a Health club’s FB page.