I will gift you jewelry
Husband: Can I hug You?
Wife: No!
Husband: I will gift you jewelry.
Wife: No!
Husband: I will buy you a new dress.
Wife: Still no.
Husband: I will take you to a long drive.
Wife: No No No.
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At Bar - One man asks to another man: Share me how does your wife reacts when you go home drunk?
Second man replies: Excuse me. I am not married yet!
First man: Oh my God, You`re not married than why are you drinking?
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Dear God. Make my wishes come true.
1st - My cell phone never ran out of battery.
2nd - My fridge never ran out of food.