That teasing Life!

Him: Why are you looking so sad? Stop crying?
Me: Nope, I’m just having an allergic reaction.
Him: For what?
Me: That teasing Life!

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Doctor: Listen gentleman, you’ve got a tumor in your brain.
Wife starts laughing so loud!
Husband: Why so?
Wife: I am surprised that he has a brain!

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Dad to daughter: Dear, what you do when you grow up?
Daughter: I’ll do marriage.
Dad: No, bad thing, you should not think anyone’s bad at this age.