Oh No My Nike shoes

He meets an accident with his new Mercedes.
Him while crying: Officer! See what happened with my luxury car!
Police: You’re such materialistic. You even haven’t noticed that your right leg has been cut off.
He looks at his right leg and yells - Oh No My Nike shoes.
Please put down your knees. Nurse asks.
But they are not up - patient replies!

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Guy walks out in restaurant.
Waitress says: sir your garage door is open.
Guy: Did you see my Harley?
Waitress: No, I saw a mini bike with two flat tires.

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A Japanese woman must be having one birthday because all others are anniversaries!
This amusing quote makes fun on the trend of getting married on very young age tradition. So they often get more chance of celebrating their anniversaries than birthdays.