Wife starts laughing so loud

Doctor: Listen gentleman, you’ve got a tumor in your brain.
Wife starts laughing so loud!
Husband: Why so?
Wife: I am surprised that he has a brain!

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Dad to daughter: Dear, what you do when you grow up?
Daughter: I’ll do marriage.
Dad: No, bad thing, you should not think anyone’s bad at this age.

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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things.
First, never wallpaper together and second, you’ll need 2 bathrooms...both for her.
The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.