Why are you biting me at day timing?

Man to mosquito - why are you biting me at day timing?
Mosquito - I am on overtime boss! Mother father are not well. In house there is young sister and boy side people have demanded one liter Blood.

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A man lost his wife in Tsunami.
One drank night: while standing on the seashore, waves touching on his feet.
He shouted to sea: ‘No matter’ how many times you waves, touch my feet.
I’ll never take her back...! It is your mistake - Deal with it now!

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Work culture today is simpler and more focused. Now it’s just talk, talk and talk!
Now that I have gained confidence of my boss with my new young look, my wife has started doubting my intentions!