Smartest husband of this world!

Wife in anger: This is too much. I take care of home, I take care of kids, I take care of your whole house! What you take care of?
Husband: I take care of myself when I see your deepest eyes with amazing smile.
Wife: You are too much. Okay tell me what would you prefer in dinner!

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One dog to another: Today at 3am, my owner caught a thief.
Dog2: Where were you?
Dog1: I was sleeping. Come one I not a human being who keep on surfing all night.

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One lie can reduce your life by 5 minute.
One smile can increase your life by 10 minutes.
MORAL: Always lie while laughing.. you will gain 5 minute extra life..