The first of September
The first of September, first lesson, Teacher:
- Please sit quietly, if you want to ask something - raise your hand.
Peter immediately raises his hand.
- You want to ask something?
- No. Just checking how the system works.
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A man goes to the doctor and says, ‘Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.’
The doctor asks, ‘What do you mean?’
The man says, ‘When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.’
The doctor says, ‘I know what`s wrong with you - you`ve broken your finger!’
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A doctor asks a patient:
- Sir, were you using a condom during the last time you had sex?
- Doctor, what do you mean by ‘the last time’?
