I mean male or female?

Sir, Your name?
-Bakshish Abdul
Sex?
-Three times a day...
 I mean male or female?
-Doesn`t matter...

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A wife to her husband:
Honey, what are you doing?
I’m reading our marriage certificate.
What for?
I’m looking for the expiry date...

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Doctor, please help, I`m poisoning!
How did it happen?
We drank vodka at first, then wine, some beer, then I got poisoning from Biscuit...