I was in a job interview today

I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, ‘I want you to try and sell this to me.’
So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home.
Eventually he called my mobile and said, ‘Bring it back here right now!’
I said, ‘30000tk, and it’s yours.’

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MOM ALWAYS SAID
Mom Always Said
Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees
Mom! Money is made from
paper & paper comes from trees.
Therefore your argument is
invalid

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Why Sunny Leone?
Modi and Obama were chatting at a bar when a guy walks up to them and asks what
They were discussing. Modi says they are planning to kill a million Pakistanis and Sunny Leone.
The guy asks, ‘Why Sunny Leone?’
Modi turns to Obama and says, ‘See, I told you, no one cares about a million Pakistanis.’