Excuse me, may I interview you?

Teacher: ‘Kids, what does the chicken give you?’
Student: ‘Meat!’
Teacher: ‘Very good! Now what does the pig give you?’
Student: ‘Bacon!’
Teacher: ‘Great! And what does the fat cow give you?’
Student: ‘Homework!’

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A 92 year old man is walking through a park and sees a talking frog. He picks up the frog and the frogs says, ‘If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and be yours for a week.’ The old man puts the frog in his pocket. The frog screams, ‘Hey if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and make love to you for a whole month.’ The old man looks at the frog and says, ‘At my age I’d rather have a talking frog.’

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Reporter: ‘Excuse me, may I interview you?’
Man: ‘Yes!’
Reporter: ‘Name?’
Man: ‘Abdul Al-Rhazim.’
Reporter: ‘Sex?’
Man: ‘Three to five times a week.’
Reporter: ‘No no! I mean male or female?’
Man: ‘Yes, male, female... sometimes camel.’
Reporter: ‘Holy cow!’
Man: ‘Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general.’
Reporter: ‘But isn`t that hostile?’
Man: ‘Yes, horse style, dog style, any style.’
Reporter: ‘Oh dear!’
Man: ‘No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.’