Girl or Boy!

Mona has a beautiful and naughty daughter called Sona. She is very naughty and mischievous. One day, the little Sona with great curiosity asked her mom, Mamma why your hair is turning grey? I don’t like it.
Mona decided to teach her child about good behavior and replied, ‘Dear, my hair is turning grey only because of you. Whenever you do any bad action, one of my hairs will turn grey.’
Sona was thinking for a while in silent and laughed loudly. Mom asked, what happened?
Sona replied, ‘Momma now I understand why grandma’s hair is completely grey!

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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
 
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The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’.
The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: ‘yes, you are very ugly too…’