Mental hospital is not so far

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far

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Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird`s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.