Sorry, The fly is on vacation

In a restaurant:
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.

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On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
‘What’s the matter? Are you sick?’ he asked.
‘No, I’m okay. It’s just that I hate to see old ladies standing.’

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Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee
Waitress: Is it enough Sir?
Customer: What? Do you think I can’t buy more?