You see, it pays to be bilingual!

Three mice are being chased by a cat. The mice were cornered when one of the mice turned around and barked, ‘Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!’ The surprised cat ran away scared. Later when the mice told their mother what happened, she smiled and said, ‘You see, it pays to be bilingual!’

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Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn`t eat the sandwiches until he got back. A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said,’ oh, come on, let’s eat the sandwiches.’ Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, ‘If you do, I won’t go!’

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There is a California dude going through a desert. He’s wearing shorts, sunglasses and a towel and listening to music on his walkman. He’s having a good time. Suddenly he sees a caravan approaching. He stops the Arabs and asks them cheerfully: ‘Hey dudes how far is the sea?’ They look at each other and say: ‘Two thousand miles!" And he says: ‘Wow what a cool beach!’