I run, You run.

The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb ‘to walk’ in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk.
The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run.

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Father: What did you do today to help your mother?
Son: I dried the dishes
Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.

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A: Look at your face I know what you had for breakfast
B: What was it?
A: Eggs.
B: No, that was yesterday.

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A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?