Let’s start from your bank account

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.

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A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5!

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When I want to teach the colors, I just ask my students to pretend the phone is ringing and they will answer:
Phone rings: ‘Green, green!’
They answer: ‘Yellow?’
They ask: ‘White?’
They hang up: ‘Pink!’
While teaching this use your hands pretending you are holding the phone.