I forgot to call you yesterday

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, ‘I have some good news and some bad news.’
The man says, ‘OK, give me the good news first.’
The doctor says, ‘The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.’
The man replies, ‘Oh no! If that’s the good news, then what`s the bad news?’
The doctor says, ‘The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.’

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Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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Man said to God - Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man - So that you will love them.
Man said to God - But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man - So that they will love you.