It’s hundreds of them

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, ‘Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.
Please be careful!
‘Heck’, said Herman,
‘It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!’

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A man was telling his neighbor, I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars, but its state of the art.
It’s perfect.
‘Really,’ answered the neighbor. `What kind is it?`
`Twelve thirty`, he replied.

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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, ‘You’re really doing great, aren’t you?’
Morris replied, ‘Just doing what you said, Doctor: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’
The doctor said, ‘I didn’t say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful.’