Dear how was your first day at school?

A girl came home from school. Her mother asked, ‘Dear how was your first day at school?’
And the girl replied, ‘First day? You mean I have to go back there tomorrow?’

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Teacher: Last night I had a dream that I ate a huge marshmallow.
Student: And what happened next?
Teacher: I woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!

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The patient sat there looking ill and asked, ‘Flu?’
The doctor replied, ‘No, I came on my bicycle actually!’