Who has little brother or sister?

There was a little boy, his mother was pregnant.
He asked: What’s in your stomach mom?
Mother: Um. It’s your brother.
Tomorrow, the teacher: Who has little brother or sister?
The little boy: I have a brother but my mother ate him.

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Teacher: ‘George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?’
Louie: ‘Because George still had the axe in his hand.’

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Mother: ‘Why did you get such a low mark on that test?’
Junior: ‘Because of absence.’
Mother: ‘You mean you were absent on the day of the test?’
Junior: ‘No, but the kid who sits next to me was.’