Why did God create man first?

Why do men need sports action replays 30 seconds after the event?
Because they’ve forgotten what happened.

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Why did God create man first?
Because he needed a rough working model before creating the perfect specimen of the species.

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A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength to crush bolders.
He asked for the worlds fastest sports car and a ferrari appeared in front of him. He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth. He was turned into a woman.