It`s running down my leg
Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began.
"A B C D E F G H I J L K M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z."
His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where`s the P?
He replied, "It`s running down my leg."
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Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.
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Q: Why are there hardly any dental professionals in Arkansas?
A: Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
