He was made by the Japanese
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Do not be racist; be like Mario. He`s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
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Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won`t happen again!"
