I threw a coconut at his face

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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Q: What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?
A: The letter "m."

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Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
A: She can`t find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear.