I found Aladin’s lamp today

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, ‘Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?’
The other replied, ‘Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.’

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Wife: I found Aladin’s lamp today.
Husband: Wow, what did you ask for darling?
Wife: I asked him to increase your brain power by ten times.
Husband: Oh! Love you so much. Did he do that?
Wife: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t work with zero.

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Why do men need sports action replays 30 seconds after the event?
Because they’ve forgotten what happened.