Would you like to dance?

A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, ‘Sorry, I won’t dance with a child.’
‘Please forgive me,’ responded the underclassman. ‘I didn’t realize you were pregnant.’

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What do a hurricane, a tornado; a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your house!

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Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a makeup compact and looks into the mirror.
‘This picture looks like someone I know’ she says. The other one has a look and says, ‘Of course dummy, it’s me’