Oh God! I have lost my hand

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: Oh God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Boy: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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A boy joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Boy: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Boy: You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio!’