Whole body was born in India!

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India.
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What `which part`? Whole body was born in India.

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2 Boys were fixing a bomb in a car.
Boy 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Boy 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Boy: What is the name of your car?
Girl: I forgot the name, but is starts with `T`.
Boy: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.