What type of sandals do frogs wear?

Q: What type of sandals do frogs wear?
A: Open-toad!

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Q: What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?
A: "Nobody`s perfect!"

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During college, I worked on 
a conveyor belt. One day, I was 
on a blind date, and she asked me about my job.
“I work at the end of a belt,” I said.
With an ebullient smile, she asked, “Are you the buckle?”