You know, I was a fool when I married you

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife.
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
But I was in love and didn’t notice.

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Husband throwing knives on wife’s picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi, what are you doing?"
His honest reply, "MISSING U"

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One boy on his way to home with his mom after school saw a couple kissing on the road.
He suddenly shouted and said look mom
they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.