My wife went for horse-riding & lost 6kg!

Jony: My wife went for horse-riding to lose weight. Lost 6kg!
Rony: Hard work pays!
Jony: No! She didn`t but that horse lost the weight!

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Husband buys a mouth fresher for wife.
Wife: Why you don`t buy for you.
Husband: I remain silent anyways.

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For voting you age should be 18 but for marriage you must be 21, why?
Wise man replies: Because government knows that taking care of the wife is bigger task than taking care of nation.