Jokes of the Day: Jan 24, 2016
Jago News Desk Published: 24 January 2016, 06:27 AM
| Updated: 24 October 2017, 07:26 AM
Couple got fight!
Wife in anger goes to market, buys poison, eats and after sometime.
She did not die.
Husband: Lot of time, I told you, take care while buying things, money is wasted and work is still incomplete!
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If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill
If girl is far from you - Mobile bill
If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill.
Moral - No Girl - No Bills!
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Teacher: What small bee gives you?
Kid: Honey!
Teacher: What small goat gives you?
Kid: Milk!
And what buffalo gives you?
Kid: Home work!
