Jokes of the Day: Jan 21, 2016
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, `I am beautiful,` which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
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Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?"
Boyfriend: "You`re both."
Girlfriend: "What do you mean?"
Boyfriend: "You`re pretty ugly."
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Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: "Breathe, stupid!"
