Joke of the Day: Jan 20, 2016

Whenever, there is fight with wife - Than it feels like I should suicide.
But I stop myself by thinking - There are very less tigers in the world.

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Dr: Your one kidney has failed.
Man: First cried a lot than stopped and asked.... failed.....from how many numbers?

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No matters, how good work, noble cause you do... people always remember those who dies after borrowing some dollars!