Joke of the Day: Jan 19, 2016
Jago News Desk Published: 19 January 2016, 03:09 AM
| Updated: 3 November 2017, 08:45 AM
Once in USA, a new machine is made to catch the thieved.
Result:
In America - 1 day and catch 10 thieves.
In Korea - 1 Day and catch 15 thieves.
In India - 1 day and Machine is being theft.
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In marriage - A man kept on eating for long time.
Some one asked: Till when you continue eating.
Man: I myself very tensed - but in card, it is written that dinner 7 to 12.
Teacher: How old is your mother?
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Kid: As old I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Kid: Because she becomes mother the day I took birth!
